Some jokes from Joyce Meyer

The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight because by that time your body and your fat are really good friends.

The problem with living in a small town is that although you may not know what you are doing sometimes, someone else always does.

Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness.

My friend mixed up her Valium and her birth control pills. She has 14 children, and she doesn't care.

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